Category: size matters

I love you… but you have a tiny penis

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This is the part where we breakup.

It’s not the size, it’s how you use it.He must be referring to…

It’s not the size, it’s how you use it.

He must be referring to his ass.

A little over 2 inches if you count the excess foreskin?…

A little over 2 inches if you count the excess foreskin? PATHETIC!

Raging hard and still doesn’t reach far!

Raging hard and still doesn’t reach far!

Is your dick less than 6 inches long?

Is your dick less than 6 inches long?

This is why I dumped Mikey. – Aubrey

This is why I dumped Mikey.

– Aubrey

Why did I dump you for him? You asked for it. femdoms • patreon…

Why did I dump you for him? You asked for it.

Not Man Enough (vs Tranny) You know it’s bad when the tranny…

Not Man Enough (vs Tranny)

You know it’s bad when the tranny using the urinal next to you has a bigger dick than you.  I once was pissing next to one and broke all rules of urinal etiquette to get a peek, because I’m a pervert like that.  Let’s just say the tranny won…

– Mike

All my exes cheated and then dumped me….

All my exes cheated and then dumped me….

How do you almost fail the SYTD Baby Carrot Challenge with a…

How do you almost fail the SYTD Baby Carrot Challenge with a boner?!

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