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Tiny Dick Loser ConfessionAs an official ShowYourTinyDick.com…

Tiny Dick Loser Confession

As an official ShowYourTinyDick.com club member, I need to have my tiny peepee laughed at by women every once in awhile, so I’m unzipped and ready for some well-deserved humiliation of my little member.  Tiny-dicked losers like me need to be reminded of their unfuckable status in life.

A song which expresses my wishes every time I’m at a bar or club:

However, as much as I wish that song applied to me, the only times I should ever be unzipped is either in front of a urinal or for humiliation.  I am ashamed that I ever thought I could please a woman with that…thing.  I apologize to any woman I ever thought I could please.  My small dick is undeniable proof that I’m not a real man. 

For the betterment of humankind, I ask that all women who see this expose me and spread this far and wide.  No women should ever have to go through the horror of unzipping me and coming face-to-face with my Middle School sized “cock”.  And no woman should ever be exposed to my worthless baby batter, which would only produce more tiny-dicked offspring.  My cum is something all women should avoid at all costs as I should never ever breed.

Embarrassingly, I’m erect in that photo.  When I’m flaccid, my peepee disappears.

Some guys should only be unzipped as a warning…

– Mike

Last night I went through my girlfriends phone while she was in…

Last night I went through my girlfriends phone while she was in the shower and discovered that she was texting her ex every single day. Every morning at 9am she was sending him 2 pics, one of her pussy and one of her ass. Along with the pics she sent a message of “good morning daddy, all my holes still belong to you and no one else”.

I was totally shocked, I went at least 10 weeks back in her texts and she never missed a day of doing that. I discovered one message where her ex replied “I dumped you because I knew you would still fuck me no matter what. I control you, I don’t care if you have a boyfriend, you are a Slave to my cock”. I couldn’t believe another guy was talking to my girlfriend like that.

My girlfriend replied “you are right, you do control me and I love being a Slave to your cock, I don’t care about my boyfriend, he has a tiny cock that could never please me like you”. She then sent him a pic of my dick and he replied “holy shit, what a little bitch, he has a micro penis”. My girlfriend replied “lol I know, he is such a loser”.

I wanted to share that story with you and I also have a question for you. Do you think I have a micro penis?

Yes you definitely have a micro penis, so you shouldn’t be surprised that you’re already being cuckolded 🙂

I won a small penis contest a couple of years ago. Anyone else here had the honor of winning one?

A few years ago I won a live small penis contest that I didn’t sign up for.  I was at a kink party and the mistresses made the guys flash them and then they picked the guys for the contest.  I had the honor of winning and being called clit dick all night.  Also I had to stay naked the entire party and have people congratulate me nonstop for being the “winner”.  At least I got some free drinks for being a good sport.  Another proud moment in the life of a small dick guy!  

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