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Tiny Dick Loser ConfessionAs an official ShowYourTinyDick.com…

Tiny Dick Loser Confession

As an official ShowYourTinyDick.com club member, I need to have my tiny peepee laughed at by women every once in awhile, so I’m unzipped and ready for some well-deserved humiliation of my little member.  Tiny-dicked losers like me need to be reminded of their unfuckable status in life.

A song which expresses my wishes every time I’m at a bar or club:

However, as much as I wish that song applied to me, the only times I should ever be unzipped is either in front of a urinal or for humiliation.  I am ashamed that I ever thought I could please a woman with that…thing.  I apologize to any woman I ever thought I could please.  My small dick is undeniable proof that I’m not a real man. 

For the betterment of humankind, I ask that all women who see this expose me and spread this far and wide.  No women should ever have to go through the horror of unzipping me and coming face-to-face with my Middle School sized “cock”.  And no woman should ever be exposed to my worthless baby batter, which would only produce more tiny-dicked offspring.  My cum is something all women should avoid at all costs as I should never ever breed.

Embarrassingly, I’m erect in that photo.  When I’m flaccid, my peepee disappears.

Some guys should only be unzipped as a warning…

– Mike

Only need two fingers to play with my clit dick :) Where the…

Only need two fingers to play with my clit dick 🙂

Where the hell is your shaft? Please tell me that’s not a boner omfg lol

I won a small penis contest a couple of years ago. Anyone else here had the honor of winning one?

A few years ago I won a live small penis contest that I didn’t sign up for.  I was at a kink party and the mistresses made the guys flash them and then they picked the guys for the contest.  I had the honor of winning and being called clit dick all night.  Also I had to stay naked the entire party and have people congratulate me nonstop for being the “winner”.  At least I got some free drinks for being a good sport.  Another proud moment in the life of a small dick guy!  

Be honest and rate my closet sissy penis!

Be honest and rate my closet sissy penis!

Grown Man with a Skin Tag Penis

Grown Man with a Skin Tag Penis

Such a Pathetic Pee-Pee

Such a Pathetic Pee-Pee

When your penis is the size of a tube of chap stick.

When your penis is the size of a tube of chap stick.

Jerking my little cock and cumming on myself

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Out of 50 open cam shows I did in front of 50-100 viewers that made fun of my small dick, this is the only one where a mistress I served didn’t make me eat my own cum after finishing. 

I think I failed the toilet paper roll test.

I think I failed the toilet paper roll test.

Too Much Foreskin, Not Enough Penis

Too Much Foreskin, Not Enough Penis

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