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Miniature Asian Man Meat

Miniature Asian Man Meat

What do you think of my hairy clit dick?

I think it looks like your balls have a pimple lol! Seriously shave it bare and just let the world see just how tiny and clit like it really is.

When I First Learned I Had a Tiny Dick As much as I enjoyed…

When I First Learned I Had a Tiny Dick

As much as I enjoyed sending SPH urinal pics, I decided I was overdoing it. However, I was recently reminded of one story that actually is sort of urinal-related that I wanted to share.

I was a bit of a late-bloomer, not really starting to have sexual thoughts until I was 17, when I was a senior in HS, so prior to that, my penis wasn’t something I thought about too much.  I was also on the football team (DT, if anyone cares) and our final game my sophomore year was an away one. 

We were gearing up in their locker room when one of the other guys (DB, if it matters) needed to take a piss.  After he finished, as a joke, he walked back out into the main area with his jeans still unzipped and his cock hanging out of it.  He started greeting people just to see their shocked looks when they saw it. Although I didn’t say anything, what stunned me the most was how much bigger it was than mine.

I know this is a bit of a dumb high school story and isn’t as much fun as some of my other college and later ones, but it was the first time it ever occurred to me that I might have a tiny dick.

– Mike

Don’t be silly lil’ cocklette, we love reading all sph & femdom related stories. So long as you were getting even the least bit humiliated – we’re happy 🙂

I think the battery actually makes it look bigger…

Hate to break it to ya but nothing can make that look bigger. You’re far too small to even seem average on a good day. Sorry lil’ peanut lol

Tic-Tac Challenge The second challenge I failed was the Tic-Tac…

Tic-Tac Challenge

The second challenge I failed was the Tic-Tac Challenge.  So a Tic-Tac container is also longer than my dick.

– Mike

Uh you should have known considering you could practically fit your nubby into the container lol

Rock out with your thumb cock out!

Rock out with your thumb cock out!

Chess Challenge I didn’t do the challenge with every type of…

Chess Challenge

I didn’t do the challenge with every type of piece, but went with the King and Queen as they’re the most important.  Fail!  And FML, to think I had a 50/50 shot at avoiding being born with an Asian dick…

– Mike

Checkmate button dick! The king and queen have your ass beat by at least triple and you’re completely missing a shaft. WTF? lol

Sissified and pantied little runt dick.

Sissified and pantied little runt dick.

Asian guy’s dick is way bigger than me lolSucks to be you bitch…

Asian guy’s dick is way bigger than me lol

Sucks to be you bitch dick 🙂

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