I think the battery actually makes it look bigger…

Hate to break it to ya but nothing can make that look bigger. You’re far too small to even seem average on a good day. Sorry lil’ peanut lol

 

Tic-Tac Challenge The second challenge I failed was the Tic-Tac…

Tic-Tac Challenge

The second challenge I failed was the Tic-Tac Challenge.  So a Tic-Tac container is also longer than my dick.

– Mike

Uh you should have known considering you could practically fit your nubby into the container lol

 

Rock out with your thumb cock out!

Rock out with your thumb cock out!

 

Chess Challenge I didn’t do the challenge with every type of…

Chess Challenge

I didn’t do the challenge with every type of piece, but went with the King and Queen as they’re the most important.  Fail!  And FML, to think I had a 50/50 shot at avoiding being born with an Asian dick…

– Mike

Checkmate button dick! The king and queen have your ass beat by at least triple and you’re completely missing a shaft. WTF? lol

 

Sissified and pantied little runt dick.

Sissified and pantied little runt dick.

 

Asian guy’s dick is way bigger than me lolSucks to be you bitch…

Asian guy’s dick is way bigger than me lol

Sucks to be you bitch dick 🙂

 

My little hairy nub doesn’t even hit the 2 inch mark

 

Micro Boy Cock Plague

Plagued all my life with a short cock and small balls.

 

Full raging hard-on of nearly 3.5 inches! And I’m told the…

Full raging hard-on of nearly 3.5 inches! And I’m told the thigh-highs look great from behind …

What a beeyatch! lol

 

Tease and Denial for Dinky Dicks

The ultimate tease and denial domination. Bust out those thumbs dicks for rating and humiliating. @

 

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